Geeeee..........
Got back from the nationals....lost....and found out that....
87.98% of all the participants quoted figures....
45.98% of all the three judges understood them....
0.0000002% of the participants were awake for these figures to be understood.....
16.76% of all AIDS is caused by sex....
04.98% is caused by drugs....
98.98% of AIDS is caused by stupid imbecilic statistics which fail to enrich life anyway....
what can i say? i'm a SORE loser...Hehehe!
banglore was good....from the time i got there to the time i left it rained...hmmm....since i LOVE the rain so much, that was great (sarcasm there)....so anyway...i wanted to get to banglore city...was a few (17, to be precise) kilometres away from it.....and i look at this rickshaw guy and go like...."Bhaiiya, jaane ka hai?"....he gives me this broad toothed grin.....i try again...."err...jaane ka hai?"....out pop the 40 teeth again...then i go like..."mujhe banglore jaana hai" and he says....."jahknwvkaebnuzaihlwihreinadrghyiazhhigayehzahga"......i say"HUH???"....and he says...."wjkshlUIWHgywihfaywhuiwehfiunuiaehlgruijlkfre"........so i say "tamil illa hindi"....he says...."jashfuisryghayilgwjihfuinwihtihauzhuhgaw".......then i get really pissed and i point at the rick and point at the road and say "purrr purrrrr" (purr being the sound a rick makes)....and out pop all his 97 teeth again and he says "aama"....and looks at me hopefully.....time for me to display MY 32 pearly whites.....and he shows of his set of canines, waves at me and drives off.....i didn't go anywhere...
AAAAANNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDD
the first thing i do when i get home is...hold your breath...play lock and key....ok, release breath now...
p.s. WHY did i update again?
87.98% of all the participants quoted figures....
45.98% of all the three judges understood them....
0.0000002% of the participants were awake for these figures to be understood.....
16.76% of all AIDS is caused by sex....
04.98% is caused by drugs....
98.98% of AIDS is caused by stupid imbecilic statistics which fail to enrich life anyway....
what can i say? i'm a SORE loser...Hehehe!
banglore was good....from the time i got there to the time i left it rained...hmmm....since i LOVE the rain so much, that was great (sarcasm there)....so anyway...i wanted to get to banglore city...was a few (17, to be precise) kilometres away from it.....and i look at this rickshaw guy and go like...."Bhaiiya, jaane ka hai?"....he gives me this broad toothed grin.....i try again...."err...jaane ka hai?"....out pop the 40 teeth again...then i go like..."mujhe banglore jaana hai" and he says....."jahknwvkaebnuzaihlwihreinadrghyiazhhigayehzahga"......i say"HUH???"....and he says...."wjkshlUIWHgywihfaywhuiwehfiunuiaehlgruijlkfre"........so i say "tamil illa hindi"....he says...."jashfuisryghayilgwjihfuinwihtihauzhuhgaw".......then i get really pissed and i point at the rick and point at the road and say "purrr purrrrr" (purr being the sound a rick makes)....and out pop all his 97 teeth again and he says "aama"....and looks at me hopefully.....time for me to display MY 32 pearly whites.....and he shows of his set of canines, waves at me and drives off.....i didn't go anywhere...
AAAAANNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDD
the first thing i do when i get home is...hold your breath...play lock and key....ok, release breath now...
p.s. WHY did i update again?
posted by Ruth at 2:18 AM
1 Comments:
jesus christ, ruth... you have to stop meeting weird people and playing lock and key when u return from long trips to out of town places... and it sounds highly improbable that a national level debatist with specialization in economics who came in FOURTH at the bleeding NATIONALS shud b worried about finding rick drivers in the south of the country who understand no hindi... i hope you do realize that u missed out on a basic fact... there is one hundred percent litracy (read as 100%) in the south so u probably, just maybe, really possibly, could have tried talking to him IN ENGLISH... he wud have just maybe UNDERSTOOD you!
silly oaf! :P
CONGRATS!!!!
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